The life of Austen

After a short holiday from my blog(which no-one reads anyway), I have decided to make a new post.

The exciting things that I have been up to recently are:
Spending loads of money in the sales and going very seriously overdrawn(even more than usual).
Finding my old stash of English coins which date back to 1868 and finding out that they are worth a maximum of €1.50 each.
The police reminding me that I had exceeded the speed limit 4 years ago, and wanting to give me a 15-day suspension.
Spending €361 in a 'normal' food shopping session at Auchan(I didn't even buy a DVD).
My tax declaration didn't work on the internet (because they suck big time) so I couldn't get it to them on time.
The weeds in my front garden are almost as tall as me as it has been too hot to go outside and now it will take at least two days to sort out.
The transmission is going in my car, so I can't do flat-out acceleration in first or second anymore(around €1200 to fix plus it needs a service, the ABS, front disks, etc ie €3000).
I have received my webbing, needles, twine etc from the UK, so that I can redo that ten Euro chair that I got in the brocante, even though I have already spent £200 on upholstery stuff.
I bought a professional drill.
I got really drunk at Pilou's a week ago and was sick(the first time for ages).
Have had a couple of hardcore drinking sessions recently and have now not had a drop of alcohol for four days.
I went to a Bar Mitzvah.
Did a satanic party for 6:6:6, got very drunk on Absinthe, did not manage to summon the Devil and ended up watching Miami Vice at 1pm.
I helped Adrian move appartments (to his fifth-floor-no-lift-appartment) which took us twelve and a half hours (thanks Tof).
My venus fly traps look like their going to die because it has been too hot.
I spoke to Don Johnson today and this was our conversation:
DJ: Bonjour
Me: Have an excellent afternoon Mr Johnson
DJ: Thank You.

Really exciting stuff, huh? I'll try and come up with something better for my next post.